Things he said to my sister and me over the years. Things that really didn’t make a lot of sense, until now.
How many of these do you remember your Dad saying? How many do you catch yourself saying??
°Don’ ask me, ask your mother
°You didn’t beat me, I let you win.
°Don’t worry. It’s only blood.
°Now you listen to ME, Buster!
°A little dirt never hurt anyone-just wipe it off.
°I told you, keep your eye on the ball.
°If you forget, you’ll be grounded till the end of the world.
°You call that a haircut?
°This will hurt me a lot more than it hurts you.
°Turn off those lights. Do you think I am made of money?
°Don’t give me any of your lip, young lady.
°You call that “music”?
°We are not lost. I’m just not sure where we are.
°Shake it off. it’s only pain.
°When I was your age, I treated MY father with respect.
°As long as you live under my roof, you’ll live by my rules.
°I’ll tell you why. Because I said so. That’s why.
°So you think you’re smart, do you?
°What’s so funny? Wipe that smile off your face.
°I’m not sleeping, I was watching that channel.
°I’m not just talking to hear my own voice!
